I am Way Past Tense
Help them unwind with the “I’m Way Past Tense” massage gift set. Featuring premium massage oils, a modern diffuser, and calming essentials, it’s a refined choice for client appreciation, employee wellness, or restorative recognition.
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A Relaxation Gift Designed to Ease Tension and Restore Balance
When deadlines pile up and schedules feel relentless, the most appreciated gifts are the ones that help someone truly unwind. The “I’m Way Past Tense” massage gift set is thoughtfully curated to deliver a restorative, spa-inspired experience designed to calm the senses and ease everyday tension.
At the center of the experience is a modern cool mist diffuser with adjustable settings and soft LED lighting, creating an atmosphere that feels intentional and serene. Paired with premium massage oils, therapeutic essential oils, and soothing accents, this gift encourages moments of genuine relaxation.
Beautifully presented and easy to send, this set is refined enough for professional appreciation and personal enough for meaningful self-care. Ideal for client thank-you gifts, employee wellness initiatives, milestone recognition, or thoughtful stress-relief gestures.
What’s in the Box
Cool Mist USB Electric Essential Oil Diffuser
Features adjustable mist and multi-colored LED settings with automatic shut-off when water runs low. Can also be used as a soft ambient lamp.
Three Massage Oils (60 ml Each)
• Lavender (Stress Relief)
• Sore Muscle (Muscle Relief)
• Anti-Cellulite (Rejuvenation)
Massage Ball Roller
Designed to target tension and promote relaxation.
Three Silver Mercury Votive Candle Holders
Paired with three battery-powered flameless votive candles (batteries included) for safe, elegant ambiance.
Three Plant Therapy Essential Oils (10 ml Each)
• Lemon
• Lavender
• Peppermint
Personalized Card with Your Custom Message
Shipping Information
Most orders placed by 2:00 PM ET (Monday–Friday) ship the same day. All personalization is completed in-house to ensure quality and fast turnaround without delaying your order.
Estimated delivery dates for all available shipping options will be displayed during checkout.
Free shipping on orders over $100 applies to standard delivery within the contiguous United States.
Substitution Information
At Shadow Breeze, we proudly source many of the products in our gift boxes from small-batch artisan makers across the USA. Because many of these items are produced in limited quantities, occasional availability changes may occur.
If an item in your selected gift becomes unavailable, we will thoughtfully substitute it with a product of equal or greater value that maintains the overall quality and experience of your gift.
Our Easy Breezy Guarantee & Return Policy
Our Easy Breezy Guarantee
Your gift should arrive in perfect condition. If anything is damaged in transit, simply contact us, and we will promptly send a replacement.
Because each gift is custom-built specifically for your recipient, all sales are final and not eligible for return or refund.
If you receive a gift that isn’t quite right for you, we encourage you to pass it along to someone who could use a little extra brightness in their day.
