Love Snack, Baby Love Snack

$99.99

Premium Snack Gift Basket

Sometimes all you need to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy some nice cheesy treats. What better way to do so than being told some of the most cringe-worthy,  punny jokes. So without further adieu, the cheesiest jokes we could find: 

 

What do prisoners use to talk to one another? Cell phones.

 

A cheese factory exploded in France. All that was left was de Brie.

 

Did you hear about the kidnapping at kindergarten? Don't worry, she woke up.

 

Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.

 

Why are astronomers good at organizing a birthday party? Because they know how to planet.

 

Now if these aren't cheesy enough, surely our "Love Snack, Baby Love Snack" gift crate should get the job done. Bon Appetit!


What's Included in the Box?

Available in Three Sizes:

Small Size ($99.99)

  • Garlic & Herb Bruschette Baked Toast from Southern Italy (5.3 oz)
  • Tuscan Olive Oil and Sea Salt Crisps (5.3 oz)
  • Brie Cheese Spread (3.75 oz)
  • Smoked Gouda Cheese Spread (3.75 oz)
  • Classic Uncured Salami (5 oz)
  • Gourmet Chicago Mix Popcorn (3.5 oz)
  • Roasted Mixed Nuts (4 oz)
  • Salted Caramel Chocolate Covered Pretzel Rods (1.36 oz) 
  • Red Pepper & Artichoke Bruschetta (7.9 oz) 
  • Pecan Shortbread Cookies (4 oz)
  • Salted Caramel Cashews (4 oz)

Medium Size ($119.99) Everything in the Small Size Plus:

  • Salted Pretzels (6 oz)
  • Roasted Pistachios (1.5 oz)
  • Snickerdoodle Cookie Bites (Vegan & Gluten Free) (6 oz)

Large Size ($149.99) Everything in the Small Size & Medium Size Plus:

  • Tuscan Cheddar Crips (5.3 oz)
  • Merlot Cheddar Cheese Spread (3.75 oz)
  • Roasted Almonds (4 oz)
  • Olive Medley Bruschetta (7.9 oz)
  • Gourmet Blueberry Muffin Popcorn (3.5 oz)

In All Sizes:

  • Personalized Card With Your Message to Gift Recipient
Shipping Information

Orders placed by 2:00 PM ET (Monday - Friday) ship the same day. Personalization is done in house and will not delay your order.

During checkout you will see estimated delivery dates for all available shipping methods.

Free shipping for orders over $75 is for standard shipping to the contiguous USA.

Description

Premium Snack Gift Basket

Sometimes all you need to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy some nice cheesy treats. What better way to do so than being told some of the most cringe-worthy,  punny jokes. So without further adieu, the cheesiest jokes we could find: 

 

What do prisoners use to talk to one another? Cell phones.

 

A cheese factory exploded in France. All that was left was de Brie.

 

Did you hear about the kidnapping at kindergarten? Don't worry, she woke up.

 

Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.

 

Why are astronomers good at organizing a birthday party? Because they know how to planet.

 

Now if these aren't cheesy enough, surely our "Love Snack, Baby Love Snack" gift crate should get the job done. Bon Appetit!

Substitution Information

Shadow Breeze is proud to source many of the products in our gift boxes from small-batch artisan businesses & makers throughout the USA.

On occasion, certain items may become unavailable with little or no notice. If an item in your gift box is unavailable when you place your order, we will substitute an item of equal or greater value in your gift.

Our Easy Breezy Guarantee

Our "Easy Breezy Guarantee" is simple. We want you to be completely satisfied with your gifting experience.   If for any reason you are not, call or text us at 844-994-4387 or contact us and our gifting experts will make it right.